siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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September

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kittens312:

spaceyiffs:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

"Threth"

kittens312:

spaceyiffs:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

"Threth"

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30

September

717,638 notes

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"Ask me a question"

- ask.fm/cvimperial

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20

September

provocatve:

(◡‿◡✿)

provocatve:

(◡‿◡✿)

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09

September

46,947 notes

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barack-not-obama:

badgalfaashion:

underplay:

progressmarchon:

I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing. 

fucking insane. mad respect

what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.

What if he screws up drawing the other eye

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06

September

991,464 notes

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humblebumble:

lawebloca:

Giant Mutant Spider Dog Prank ** video **

this was amazing

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05

September

55,450 notes

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REBLOG : Kung single ka

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01

September

942 notes

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

01

September

576,563 notes

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01

September

15,281 notes

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treadmill-to-oblivion:

Optical illusions can keep kitty occupied for hours!

treadmill-to-oblivion:

Optical illusions can keep kitty occupied for hours!

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18

August

57,836 notes

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miss-mixi:

If you played with Barbies,

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Polly Pockets,

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Beanie Babies,

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Tamagotchi,

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Slip N’ Slide,

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And Furbies,

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Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls

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On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,

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Collected and traded Pokemon cards,

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Wrote with Gel Pens,

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Wore butterfly clips,

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And Snap Bracelets,

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And remember watching these guys:

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reblog

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11

August

746,781 notes

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Reblog if you love Taylor Swift.

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08

August

13,075,736 notes

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07

August

343,760 notes

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fallen-angel-risen-demon:

kirklepuss:

holy shit

Holy shit. This happened in the city where I live. Australian news literally made it around the world to be reported in another language.

(Source: yodiscrepo)

07

August

186,153 notes

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07

August

91,495 notes

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